Did you know that Snoop Dogg was a fan of British soap opera Coronation Street? I know, I know—who isn’t? As Snoop himself puts it (according to UK mag The List), “They got everything – sex, murder, transsexuals…There ain’t no other show that can touch it.” Fair enough, and we certainly don’t begrudge The Doggfather an uncharacteristic TV preference—Snoop is a citizen of the world, and has long proven himself a man with a diverse set of friends and interests. But we are a little bit surprised to hear just how much thought he’s put into what his dream character arc on the show would be, were he to guest cameo. Listen to Snoop’s evil plan—co-starring, for reasons unclear, British pop star Cheryl Cole.
I want to see me and Cheryl arrive on the Street as a couple from overseas. Within the first week I would expect Ken Barlow to have seduced Cheryl because you know that dog don’t let his age stop his skills with the women. Then a broken-hearted Snoop falls into the arms of a broken-hearted Deirdre Barlow.
Sounds good to us, having never seen an episode of the show and having absolutely no clue what Snoop’s talking about. We’ll trust that with his level of expertise on the show, he wouldn’t script anything for he or his co-stars that wasn’t true to the Coronation Street core spirit. Make it happen, British people.
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